Bob McCown said:
Everyone relax. Im tracking down some kind of non-fatal bug, LSC isnt spiraling out of control.
Sounds too reassuring… Bob is hiding something. IT’S THE OXYGEN…WE ARE GOING TO RUN OUT OF OXYGEN!!! Wait LSC doesn’t control the oxygen.
(thinking) (thinking)… Lets see he said “spiraling out of control”…“CONTROL”!!!..It’s the CIA, BOB IS SELLING OUT TO THE CIA!!! QUICK EVERYONE GET YOUR FOIL HATS ON!!! THEY ARE TAKING CONTROL OF OUR MINDS…IT’S SOCIAL MEDIA AND REALITY GAME SHOWS ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
UGH… I can feel my IQ dropping… thoughts coalescing into compliance with the norm…urge to eat fast food and post selfies on Facebook growing…can’t resist …must watch television shows about angsty teenage vampires…garrrrrrrrrrrr