In other news, the goblins that run security at the Koobler Cookie factory have obtained a second-hand Sherman tank and are refurbishing it. They need it to make sure none of the pastries escape the factory. They’re still trying to recapture that crate of cookies that made it out the gates last month and are currently tooling around the rail system. The claims of the crate of cookies chasing down fairies, and gnomes and eating them is purely a tall tail. Just to be safe, though, you might want to avoid any lone crates sitting on a rail siding.

that tank looks, like a Mack motorblock might fit under it…

I doubt it. It’s pretty small.